Ahem. MiMiMi. Ahem. ME-OW.
There’s something seriously wrong with that cat.
Like, dude, that not even a cat, man. Also you’re snuggling cement.
Don’t kink shame. Now, who do I have to shiv to make the d*o*g go away?
Don’t sweat the small stuff, my dude. Go with sleep, sun, and acres of nip.
Spare “cat” courtesy of Jim and Stewart