Evil egg, I escape thee!
It’s hatching…OMG, it’s hatching!
Sorry, can’t hear you over the om-nom-noms.
Now, that’s disturbing.
Nope, that’s catfood Nirvana.
Om—mani—foodme—om…
Okay, maybe cats do come up with good ideas once in a while…
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Evil egg, I escape thee!
It’s hatching…OMG, it’s hatching!
Sorry, can’t hear you over the om-nom-noms.
Now, that’s disturbing.
Nope, that’s catfood Nirvana.
Om—mani—foodme—om…
Okay, maybe cats do come up with good ideas once in a while…
Halp I’z bein carried off!
What do you mean, vampire cat?
I wuvez you zis much!
Duuuuuuude!
Worship me or I will destroy you
Lola: Dog of the North!
(Originally published on the Wyrdsmiths blog February 25 2011, and original comments may be found there. Reposted and reedited as part of the reblogging project)
I hate sitting for formal portraits, but duties of state…
I iz more noble and more snide.
I prefer to go for lugubrious.
Aloof, cats are supposed to be aloof.
Here, watch me loof!
Totally looking at you! Where my fud?
I’m ready for my closeupzzzzzzzz…
I’z cutness personif… puzin… its own self!
(Originally published on the Wyrdsmiths blog February 18 2011, and original comments may be found there. Reposted and reedited as part of the reblogging project)
Must go to the light…
Mighty hunter stalks the fluffball
Dude, turn out the light!
(Originally published on the Wyrdsmiths blog February 11 2011, and original comments may be found there. Reposted and reedited as part of the reblogging project)
The spiders made me this very fancy hat. The spiders love me.
Eeeeeeeew!
Not loooooooking.
Spiders are delicious, I catching one now!
With my little eye I spy…der! Heh, it’s pun, get it?
I do not get cats, not even a little bit.
Shh, is sunny, I napping
Shh, is sunny, I napping
Shh, is sunny, I napping
All together now: Shh, is sunny, I napping (4 cats in the sun)
Bonus kitty is napping too, just not in sun
(Originally published on the Wyrdsmiths blog February 4 2011, and original comments may be found there. Reposted and reedited as part of the reblogging project)
Sometimes lazer eyez need kickstart
Not paranoid, the aliens really are out to get me.
Told ya I could see over my belly, now help me outta here!
Marge, pass me the remote, wouldja.
(Originally published on the Wyrdsmiths blog January 28 2011, and original comments may be found there. Reposted and reedited as part of the reblogging project)
No, Mr Bond, I expect you to die.
I playz dead gud, even got the bloating thing nailed
I command you to bring me a…zzzzzzzz
BONUS CATS*
My proud lion pose, you take pixure, yes?
All shall love me and despair!
(Originally published on the Wyrdsmiths blog January 21 2011, and original comments may be found there. Reposted and reedited as part of the reblogging project)
Somewhere over the rainbow…
It’s not the camera, I really am blurry!
Wide-load cat, is wide.
(Originally published on the Wyrdsmiths blog January 14 2011, and original comments may be found there. Reposted and reedited as part of the reblogging project)