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May the 4th be with you!
Live long and pawsper!
Wrong franchise, dudette.
I Jedi, see my robez!
Taste the force!
What does that even mean?
Halp, I iz trapped in a trash compactor!
Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering.
Soon, my apprentice you will belong to me!
You may kiss the royal paw…
May I really?
I don’t want to, you can’t make me, and I have knives, so there.
I iz puzzled.
Have you ever really looked at your box?
I spy with my…is that my…oh, wait, it’s my line! Hey gurl…
You, sir, are a cad.
My bruder is computer assisted design? Whoaaaaaaa…
Have you been into the nip again?
No nip here.
DUUUUUUUUUUUDE!
DUD? Me no gets it.
I do plumbings now!
No, I haven’t seen Wooster, why do you ask?
I was just setting up this new counter for bowling for monkeys…
Bowling for monkeys? You’ve piqued my interest…
We who plumb are not amused.
Iz bowling bawl!
Fine, I play too.
Hey gurl…
Not this again…
VA-VA-VOOM!
I thought you fuckers said you deleted that shot.
So bored.
So betrayed.
Just chillin with my gang, why do you ask?
I dunno…some of your friends are…alarming?
Yeah, like the one with a tentacle moustache.
I have a moustache!
Der are treats in here, but it’s too much work.
Dis newspaper is a treat! Super delicious!
I too like treats…
Give me a treat and no one gets hurt. Yes, the knives _are_ a threat.
Why does my cat have two tails?
I don’t know, why does your cat have two tails?
We are Sleipner!
Doubtful.
Dis, my bruder, I licks him!
That’s it, I’m out.
I dreamed I didn’t have a body…
I dreamed I could make this stupid tube thing work.
Should I tell him?
It would be kind.
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Defeated by the tube. I feel so alone.
Oh, water, how you do vex me! How do I kill this stuff?
Dude, chill.
Will someone sanction my forbidden love for this bag of cough drops?
What is it with you boys?
Okay, fine, I failed at water murder.
Now, I’m wondering is someone can help me start this baby up.
