Isabelle, the prequel.
Likewise, Jordan, part I
Isabelle 2.0 sits with Jordan 1.0
Jordan 2.5 (there’s at least the much of her)
Wait, is that a camera? Is this my good side? Why is the sky darker in…is that my tail?
I had a plan, but then I frightened myself into forgetting it.
I am trying to kill fish with my mind. But there are no fish, and that makes me angry.
Thumb-monkeys brought me a heat. Finally!
My butt feels sooooooo good!
My life is so sad, I only get tuna once a night, and treats when I ask—
and none of it comes on a silver platter.
My tail is the yummiest thing EVAR!