Right, dis week I duz captions!
Dis cat don’t live here & he’s a doof.
Dis is da “Princess” she’s a spoiled old prissy pants.
Dis one came here in the same box with me…also a doof.
I call dis one “butthead.”
This is one of my pet thumb monkey—the crazy one.
I want dis. It will bring me fissies!*
Dis is Ashbless, da smartest, prettiest, most wonderfullest cat in da whole world!
Belated thanks to Matt Kuchta for his kitty diving bell illustration.