I suppose you’re wondering why I called you all here today.
Nope, I was wondering if that green stuffs out der is catnip
Hmm your wonders is relevant to my interests, be right over. *
I was wondering if I could kill you with my mind!*
I was wondering about quantum entanglement and string theory.*
I was wondering about why dis cat friend is not very comfy.
*Extra guest cats supplied by Menomonie’s new cat cafe Tabby’s.
Rita the rolly-polly, Primrose of the lawn, & Sherman McSnugglemuffin.