Brain: Hola Kelly, como estas?
Brain: En este photograhphia, el autobus—
Me: (interrupting) WTF brain?
Brain: Shh, play along. Buenos tardes, Senors e Senoras, en este photographia—
Me: Seriously, WTF? It’s been nearly 30 years since we took Spanish and I’m pretty sure you’re doing it wrong.
Brain: (triumphantly) See!
Brain: No one inspects the Spanish exposition!
Brain: Get it? That’s a joke, son, laugh.
Me: For this you woke me up before 8:00 am?
Hits brain with stick, but it’s too late. I’m already up. Sigh.