So, what are you drinking?
Nothing.
Okaaay, I lied, but looks at all the pretty fissssies!
You don’t look so good.
S-okay, I feel great. I just can’t get out of this box.
Heh.
Monday Meows
I have a plan.
And it begins with a moo and the bunny hop.
Okay, that’s a little too weird even for me.
I did not see that.
No, I think you did.
I end your plan with a smooch.
Well, okay, but it would have been AWESOME.
Monday Meows
I have a BOX!!!!
Duuuuuuuuude…
I would like a box…
I would like my dignity back
Too bad.
………………………………………………………So sad.
I’ll get you for publishing that shot.
Wow, separated at birth.
2.5 from the Russian judge, insufficient sarcasm.
I found something way better than a box.
Monday Meows
I’m beginning to think I might have a drinking problem…
What was your first clue?
The water running into my ears.
That’s the first sign.*
What’s the second sign?
I know! It’s deer crossing.
Not: No passing zone?*
Whatevs. It’s nap time for me.*
*Bonus kitties courtesy of Tabby’s Catfe.
Monday Meows
Your soul belongs to me!
Hey gurl…
You have got to be kidding.
I think he’s kind of cute.
Monday…ish Meows
Hey, I don’t think I’ve read that one…
Or dis one!
Dude, there aren’t any books up there.
Are you sure? Maybe out here? Also, what are a books?
I think I need a drink…
Fair, but I’m getting a bit old, so I’ll just be over here pretending to sleep.
Monday Meows
So, I’m going for a Nick Fury thing only with snot instead of a patch.
That is sooooo gross.
It is kind of disturbing, yeah. Why?
Hey, Gurl…
No. Just. No.
Wanna see my laser eyes?
Eeeeew!
I would rather eat this foot.
Me too, in fact…
Now, that works. Save me a toe!
Monday Meows (Belatedly)
Look, I iz a fuds!
I like fuds.
Did somebody says “fuds”?
You know, it’s possible I didn’t think that…mmm, yogurt.
Oh, my brother, I do worry about you.
Monday Meows
Vegetables, why did it have to be vegetables?*
Dude, that’s just gross.
I am judging your kitchen choices.
We hides from the veggie face. It burns us.
Screw vegetables, tonight I dine on tail!
I think you’re going to regret your life choices…
*Thanks Kim for guest kitty Diphthong O’Malley
Monday Meows
What do “highly caffeinated” mean?
Oh ghods.
Hold me.
This again? I shall be in fortress.
Who needs a fortress when you’ve got monkey knees.
You haz fuds. I like fuds!
I can’t believe I ate the whole thing…
He’ll live. He might not enjoy it, but he’ll live.
