The late nights are killing me.
It will be mine, oh yes, it will be mine.
Has you seen my poolboy, I have this itch….
Step away from that laptop, Mister.
I stolz yer new hat and shrinkified it!
(Originally published on the Wyrdsmiths blog July 24 2009, and original comments may be found there. Reposted and reedited as part of the reblogging project)