I knew I should have sprung for the battery powered cat!

You’re on speakerphone, now tell me a bedtime story.

Blasé cat is unimpressed.

Cat, now available in solid or liquid!

There are two cats in this picture, really.

(Originally published on the Wyrdsmiths blog August 27 2010, and original comments may be found there. Reposted and reedited as part of the reblogging project)