I’d eat you if it didn’t mean moving.
Could you untie my feetz?
Zombie otter sez “brainz!”
As soon as lazer eyez finish chargz yer toast!
Guest cat Coconut iz ready fer clozeups.*
(Originally published on the Wyrdsmiths blog October 15 2010, and original comments may be found there. Reposted and reedited as part of the reblogging project)