About damn time you woke up thumb-monkey—I want breakfast!
Dude had a book out, chill. You know he’s not much of a morning monkey.
Book launch does not mean thumb-monkey gets a pass on his duties.
I think he should bring us breakfast in bed as penance.
Man, cats are sooo demanding. Look what he accomplished this week.
I am not a cat, I am a book rocket. Fly me!
