Moooom! Meglet’s hording the best spoooot!
I’d tell you, but then I’d have to kill you.
Madeye Meglet? Me? No, you must have me confused with someone else.
I heart my blankie.
No, of course I’z not laughing at you!
I have really cute toes!
No, really cute!
(Originally published on the Wyrdsmiths blog Oct 2 2009, and original comments may be found there. Reposted and reedited as part of the reblogging project)