Would you hurry up with the tuna crepes already?
I wuvz my powerstrip, and it wuvz me, is that wrong?
Fierce jungle cat is fierce, damnit!
I’z too sexy for my snuggly
I am the walrus, kookookachoo!
(Originally published on the Wyrdsmiths blog Oct 9 2009, and original comments may be found there. Reposted and reedited as part of the reblogging project)