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This cat bed is too big!
This cat bed is too small.
This cat bed is just right. But the catering service leaves something to be desired.
Bring me a cat bed thumb-monkey!
Who needs a cat bed when you can haz sweater?
Cats have beds, we goddesses have our own chairs.
Despite appearances, this is a picture of cats hatching diabolical schemes
I’ve never hatched a diabolical scheme in my life.
She’s lying, you know.
I dream dreams of eeeeeevil!
Mmmmm, eeeeevil dreaming.
My diabolical schemes are totally better than theirs!
Amateurs, all of you, amateurs.
Not sure what my thumbmonkey sees in this thing. No purrs. No furs. No fun.
I know, I know…wait, can someone help me untie my feets?
That which has been seen cannot be unseen. Not even yoga cat gone wrong.
I can’t find the off ramp from dis thumbmonkey! Keep having to circle its head.
We are not amused, but we are picturesque.
I’m getting too old for this shit, someone wake me when it’s time for my closeup.
Look, I is sphinx! Is like cat right? You blog me now?
They called me insane. Insane!
Might be a reason for that. Just sayin’…
Bored by this discussion. Move on.
Me toozzzzzzzzzz…
I don’t know why you all keep yammering when this damn mouse won’t die!
Speaking of insane…
I will destroy you all when my plot comes to fruition!
You live with her and you called my mousie thing crazy?
Hey, look what I can do!
Sexay! We can haz Kitty Dance Party!
Kitty Dance Party!
Gross! Did you see that?
I am fresh out of rips to give.
Hey the McCullough cats are having all the fun. We should have Kitty Dance Party too!
Like this: Kitty Dance Party!
You touched my tail. Now you must die.
I are not a cat and haz no dance party, but I haz a ducky, and a zzz, and wanted to share.
I haz all the toes!
I disapprove of the toes.
I am indifferent to toes.
Toes are the devil. Burn them all!
Screw toes. I am the devil.
The toes were delicious.
Dude, pass the ‘nip.
How about if I pass out insteazzzzzzzzzz…
Why did no one offer us the ‘nip? We are not amused.
You ever get the feeling everyone else is at party you weren’t invited to?
All the time, dude, all the time.
Is my head wet, or is that just you?
Hey girl…
Don’t even go there.
Are you two going to fight?
Y’all do whatever you have to. Ima be over here melting…and loving it.
This is a most excellent vintage, but the presentation is lacking.
Hey, where’s my Dixie cup?
Isabelle, the prequel.
Likewise, Jordan, part I
Isabelle 2.0 sits with Jordan 1.0
Jordan 2.5 (there’s at least the much of her)
Wait, is that a camera? Is this my good side? Why is the sky darker in…is that my tail?
I had a plan, but then I frightened myself into forgetting it.
I am trying to kill fish with my mind. But there are no fish, and that makes me angry.
Thumb-monkeys brought me a heat. Finally!
My butt feels sooooooo good!
My life is so sad, I only get tuna once a night, and treats when I ask—
and none of it comes on a silver platter.
My tail is the yummiest thing EVAR!
Go ahead and tell the story without me. I’m kinda tired today.
Dude, if you’re not gonna show, then don’t actually show. I hate working with amateurs.
So embarrassed.
Is this episode where I run onna wall!? Like dis!
No, I think this is one where I play the walrus on the ice flow. Like dis. Cheap set.
Wonder what’s going on down in the next panel with the cats of Castle Gaiman…
I found a redhead, and I’m so excited I could…eh I’m a cat, excitement isn’t my thing.
It is mine! I’m a dog! Dogs Rock! Do you think she’d hold me like that next?
I see dead people…well, once I kill them that is. Sorry, just thinking. Is that camera on?
