Category: Cat Things

I have catnip and you don’t!

Coconut has catnip and I don’t!

Woe and wurra, I have no catnip!

Dude, where’s your dignity?

I haz a dignity.

I’m surrounded by idiots.

I’ve been trying to intimidate this cat for hours…

That thing is still here!

I am robbed of the will to lift my head without technology.

If I hides in ball maybe it goes away…

Still not amused by this whole “loaner cat” thing you’ve got going on right now…

Just believe in the nip and it’ll all be all right… Mmmm, nip…

Back to back against the evil one? …and done!

Cats, why did it have to be cats?

Dude, we are totally a cat buddy film!

But, something wicked this way comes…

Is this where y’all keep the catnip?*

…the hells was that?!?

INTERLOPER!

You will regret this intrusion into our routine, oh yes, you will regret it.

I will kill you in your sleep.

What happened to my buddy film?

*Scott Lynch’s giant war cat is here for a visit whilst Mr. Lynch takes a turn on the continent.

Do I have a bug on my nose?

That’s kinda gross.

I like bugs!

I like woodpeckers. They’re deeelcieeeeous.

I’m delicious too.

I’m the bowling ball on the stretchy stuff of the universe!

Entire train of kitty WTF on the bowling ball thing!

The cats go round and round and round…

Some of them go rounder than others…

Some of them just roll back and forth.

Others only roll their eyes.

While others roll themselves into a wee little ball.

Did I mention the bit about rolling their eyes.

And some times they roll-play dogs…

Kitty runs aground and dreams of what?

Comfy beds?

Or perhaps fancier things…*

Wait, what now?

Kitty Groucho Marx Outfit? Hmm, that’s…ridiculous is what that is. Ridiculous!

*with a belated hat tip to Matt Kuchta for his cat-channeling additions to the shopping list

What the hell is that?

Mancat!

Now that’s funny.

No, that’s disturbing.

Hairball!

Hey, thumb-monkey, this bird tv stuff is pretty cool. I want to eat that one!

Wait, what now?

Ooh, delicious delicious birdies. But I prefer blueberry.

Excuse me?

Oooh, now I’m drooling…

All right, that’s it. Hey, Bob, the cats are getting uppity.

Yeah, well what are you gonna do about it, bird? Birds against cats, that won’t end well.

Not for the cats, anyway…

I didn’t even know they made birds that big…

You know, maybe we should reconsider this whole birds vs. cats thing… Votes?

I vote to remain an indoor cat and leave the birds outside.

Nobody expects the FUZZYGATOR!

With thanks to Neil Gaiman, Michael Levy, Sandy Lindow, Mathew Kuchta, and Mandy Little for the extra fuzzies.

Come ‘ere I wanna taste you.

Gross!

Actually, now that you mention it, I DO taste pretty good…

You can never unsee that which has been seen. Sooo, not opening my eyes right now.

I would love to taste the cat…

We are not amused.

You people are soooo sick…

I keep telling the world that, but do they listen?

I’m not sure why I’m here, I was just minding my own business in the shop and wham…

Cat blogging pirate with parrot cat is a visual non sequitur.

 

Creepy flamingo haunts your dreams.

What the @$#%! That was definitely not a cat.

Chill. There’s sun and napping is great.

Also, not a cat!

Hold me.

I wouldn’t go there. Holding not that helpful, actually.

Wait, you woke me up for that? Bah.