Daily Writing Habits

I was asked when I write and for how long, but there’s no simple answer because time at keyboard has never been my writing metric. So, it can vary quite a bit day-to-day and has varied even more over time.
 
When I was starting out I wrote mostly in the late afternoons and evenings after my college coursework, from 4-6 hours. While Laura was in grad school I wrote 6-8 hours a day most days while she was at school—basically 10-6.
 
For the early Blade books I was writing mostly 9-12 in the morning with a second, smaller bite at the apple starting around 2. With the later Blade books and middle grade stuff I’ve often been doing most of my writing 3-5 in afternoon.
 
Some of the variability is writing speed. When I was starting out I wrote 2-4k words in 6-8 hours, of which maybe 1-2 was ultimately salvageable. Now I typically need to write 1-2k words a day for a deadline and I can use 85-95% of what goes on the page in a session. That can take anywhere from 1-6 hours to write depending on whether I know what happens next or not and if I’m in flow state.
 
I also used to do most of my thinking about the book while I was at the keyboard and trying to write. These days, that part of the work is quite often a separate step that involves walking and talking to myself. That, and I have a lot more non-writing tasks that are part of my job these days.

Friday Cat Blogging

So, I’ve been thinking about running for president…

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We will totally vote for you!

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Wait, was that hive full of angry bees?

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We’re in too!

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That’s like ten pounds of hen of the woods mushrooms.

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Well, actually, mushrooms are known for being informed voters.

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Wait, who’s the frog voting for?

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Friday Cat Blogging

Fly, my steed! Run like the wind!

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That is soooo undignified. Monkeys were made to bring food, not ride.

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Also, you can eat them in case of emergency.

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I am intrigued by your ideas. Do you perchance have recipes?

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You can’t eat monkeys! They bring the duckies!

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Also, as noted above, they make epic mounts!

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Who needs a mount when you have this excellent frog launching pad?

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Why the hell is there a frog in this story? Cats and caterpillars only, man!

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I am skeptical of the caterpillar half of that statement…

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On second thought, screw it, you do what you have to. Ima  take a nap.

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Again, thanks to Matt Kuchta, Mandy Little, Neil Gaiman, and Frogdor the Ribbinator for various guest appearances.

Friday Cat Blogging

Hooray for Friday Caterpillar Blogging!

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Da hell?*

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This isn’t going to end well…

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I like caterpillars. They are delicious!

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Dat not so bad.

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What about frogs?

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Frogs are also delicious!

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I would not eat a frog. Not with a dog. Not in a bog.

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Only if someone else catches it for me. Because I ain’t amovin.

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Man, it’s a good thing cats are so lazy.

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Not all cats!

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Thanks to Matt Kuchta, Mandy Little, Neil Gaiman, and the Hot Tub Frog for various guest animals.

Friday Cat Blogging

Froggy went a catting…

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Just no.

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I’d love to participate in this, but…well, no. Ima just gonna nap here.

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I find the entire exercise distate…distava…in poor taste.

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You nap-tay-toh. I say nap-tah-to…

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Belated Friday Cat Blogging

Is today the day for the competitive sleep off?

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I don’t know, it’s too bright out to check the roster.

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I’m going to throw down just in case. 3.2.1. zzzzz….

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I call this one Cannonball Z

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Dance party and sleep off in one move!

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Did someone say dance party?

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Oooh, I’m always in for dancing I’ve got the legs for it. 200 of them!

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I’ve got the disco floor lit up!

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…the hell?

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Don’t ask me, I was hired for the sleep off, as a couch…

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Friday Cat Blogging! With Special Guest Neil Gaiman

She’s behind me, isn’t she?

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Yeperrrbit!

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What the hell is with the frog?

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I think something like this…

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Cats are sooooooo weird.

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She’s behind me again, I just know it.

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That’s it, I’m going to watch something really surreal…

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Like this Gratuitous Author Cream Pie Sequence:*

Pie with Neil (closed captioned version) from Matt Kuchta on Vimeo.

With thanks to Neil Gaiman, Matt Kuchta, and the ever game Laura McCullough,

Friday Cat Blogging

Is it just me or is this gravity poorly adjusted?

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I’m ready, I have feathers!

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I’m not quite sure that’s how it works…

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I am going to cling to the thumb-monkey just in case.

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In proper cat household, thumb-monkey clings to you.

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I think I will cling to this plate of tuna.

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With thanks to Matt, Mandy, and Neil for the extra cats.

Friday Cat Blogging

All right, we’re taking over this cat blogging thing, back me up.*

On it.

………………………………………………………………………I like scratching!

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Oh, this is gonna end well…

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We will conquer!

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Ja, right. Watch dis.

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I will defend the honor of mah kittehs to the death!**

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Glad you’re on that man, because it’s my nap day.

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Da boss says I gotta climb you, monkey.

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That’s not how you climb a monkey.

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THIS is how you climb a monkey.

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Dammit, coup foiled and exiled to the bathroom. AGAIN.

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*The Invaders courtesy of Matt and Mandy

**Thanks to SMM Photography for the kitty hero shot.

Infodumpy: a “poem”

 I blame Dana Baird…

Beware the infodump, my child!
The bits that bore, the facts that fail!
Beware the as-you-know, Bobs
And handwavious exegesis!

Take not the purple pen in hand:
Lest too long the tedious plot be splained —
Then resist the by-the-way asides,
And babble not the it-all-begans.

And hast thou slain the infodump?
Come to my arms pithy child!
O laconic day! Compact! Concise!’
He chortled in his brevity

Dana and I were on this panel at CONvergence and she said “Beware the infodump!” and this has been percolating ever since…

And, yes, I know it doesn’t scan perfectly, but I was trying to keep it brief…

The process that is.

See also: will commit doggerel for food.